Learn how to get higher rank NOW!

Well it’s finally here. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 had taken over SHR! We play at least nightly here, and now, we’re going to help you out. Do you want to know how to do the Javelin Glitch, which allows you to kill whoever killed you? INSTANTLY? Or perhaps you want to learn about the Riot Shield Boost method, so you can prestige sooner and be the envy of your friends? All without getting banned on PS3, Xbox 360 OR PC?

Well, step on past the jump and we’ll hook you be the shizzle.

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Seriously. Why did you come here? You should have known this shit was going to happen. You need to get more enjoyment out of your $60 game by fucking people over? Really? If you came here looking for cheats, you truly are the bottom rung of the online entertainment evolutionary ladder. Here, let me make a mad-lib response for you, since you can’t probably come up with anything yourself:

Dude, WTF? Your such a (ADJECTIVE) (Favorite Homosexual Slur). By the way, I did your mom in the (Favorite Orifice) last night. By the way, (Glitching/Private Chat/Boosting) isn’t cheating, asshole. It’s my game and I’ll do what I want.

(“That just happened”/”Fuck yo’ couch”/”MURK!”/Random screaming and noises during the loading screen)

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