1. Team Deathmatch On Seelow. - Ok really. I know some will disagree, but there is such a thing as having a map be too big. You can literally play this on hardcore and never be found. Need your survivalist or flawless challenges? You’re gold. Start a hardcore match, find a corner with 2 bettys (just in case), and do some sudoku or make lunch. No one will find you.

2. Tanks. - I’ve never had an issue with vehicles in games like
this, but part of 4′s awesomeness was, there wasn’t any. It made the
game incredibly balanced. I hate the fucking tanks in this game.
Particularly in hardcore, where they’re ridiculously too powerful.
Sure, there’s counter measures, but who wants to run around with
satchels and rockets, that don’t do shit to them anyway w/o perfect
throws/hits? Tank beats everything!

3. Glitches and the exploiters. - While
the exploiters are nothing new, this game has some serious glitches
that are downright inexcusable. Under maps, inside of rocks, floating
into the sky, I mean c’mon. Again, this is more of a bitch about them
being there and not fixed than anything, but if you’re one of the
guys/gals that exploits them for kills and points, well you’re just one
of the insurmountable amount of douchebags that play it anyway, and
odds are you’re in this list somewhere else. Like perhaps…

4. Douchebag #1 — The Team Killer. -
So yes, they improved the hardcore team killing somewhat by the new
kick feature which kicks these idiots after 3 team kills. While an
improvement, it far from solves the problem. Particularly in Search and
Destroy, by far my favorite game. It’s borderline useless, as that’s
basically 3 rounds this person can still ruin. My solution? Get rid of the fucking friendly fire.
Seriously, would anyone miss it? Instead, just deduct points. That way,
said douche can try to kill me all he wants and still score -500 if
he/she wishes. Obviously this will only happen on the planet SoCo, but
I can dream. Oh and did I mention if you’re host, you can’t be kicked?
True story.

5. Douchebag #2 — The Dead Critic In SnD. -
Oh I Looooooooove these guys. You know, the 0-3 guy who just loves to
tell you how much you suck after you couldn’t take down 4 guys and
defuse the bomb after he died in 8 seconds rushing up the middle of the
map. Need I say more? Yes. Go fuck yourself.

6. Spawns. – Another
issue that’s worse in WaW. Particularly in hardcore. A few maps are
just downright broken. I’ve spawned in front of an entire team on
Cliffside more than once. Asylum is also horrible. Part of it is
attributed to branching off from teammates. If you time it right (or
wrong i guess), there’s nowhere safe if half of your team is on spawn
delay. So the game says, hmmmm, how about…here? Odds are, it’s not a
good spot. I suppose it’s one reason i’m partial to SnD. Not an issue
there.

7. n00b tubes. – I don’t have anything against
them, it’s just the way they implemented the new “earn them” factor
thinking it’s more fair. In fact it’s the opposite. If you got this
game for Xmas, prepare to be pissed off because you can’t use one right
away. They’re not particularly hard to earn, but the point is the same.
In 4, it’s a default class. It should be in WaW too.

8. Flamethrower at 65 only. -
Boooring!!! This needs to be lowered. I want to see 8 on 8 with all
flamethrowers. It’s so rare to see them as it stands now. I think I see
one in maybe 20-30 games. It’s never going to keep people from
prestiging, so just lower it to 60, or lower preferably. Burn
motherfucker, burn.

9. Shades and Gas Mask Perks. – Does anyone actually use these? What a waste. How about an anti-dog cannon? I need that alot more than fucking sunglasses.

10. Kiefer Sutherland. – Ugh.
This was mildly humorous at first, but I can’t take anymore. At least
the German side has that sweet ass victory march to make me feel better
after we just destroyed “Kiefer’s” team.

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